Oh, Boy! Another Blonde Joke
Three blonde policewomen were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, the chief of detective training flashed
a picture for five seconds at the first blonde and said,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
"That's easy, answered the first blonde, giggling and flipping her hair.
We'll find him fast, because he only has one eye!"
"That's because the picture shows only his profile," explained the chief.
Next, the chief flashed the picture for five seconds at the second blonde and said,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
"Ha!" said the second blonde, giggling and flipping her hair.
"He'd be easy to catch, because he only has one ear."
"That's because the picture shows only his profile," explained the chief.
Next, the chief flashed the picture for five seconds at the third blonde and said,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
"Hmmmmm…" replied the third blonde in a serious tone, while flipping her hair,
"the suspect wears a single contact lens."
"An interesting answer," responded the surprised chief who, himself, did not know whether or
not the suspect wore contact lenses at all, let alone a single lens. "Let me check the file here."
Checking the suspect's file in his computer, the astounded chief exclaimed,
"The suspect does in fact wear a single contact lens!
How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"Easy," answered the third blonde.
"He WOULDN'T wear regular glasses, because he only has one eye and one ear. "
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, the chief of detective training flashed
a picture for five seconds at the first blonde and said,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
We'll find him fast, because he only has one eye!"
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
"He'd be easy to catch, because he only has one ear."
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
"the suspect wears a single contact lens."
not the suspect wore contact lenses at all, let alone a single lens. "Let me check the file here."
"The suspect does in fact wear a single contact lens!
How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"He WOULDN'T wear regular glasses, because he only has one eye and one ear. "
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