True Love Conquers All
John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in love.
After a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to various dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, etc. He was convinced that it was true love.
And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner
and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut, 'John said to his newfound
lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a
problem, you'd better say so now!'
Helen took a deep breath and responded: 'Since we're being honest with each
other, here goes ... You need to know that I'm a hooker' 'I see', John replied.
'That's a problem, for sure.' He spent some time looking
down at the table, deep in thought.
Then he added, 'You know, it's probably because you're not
keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.
restaurants, concerts, etc. He was convinced that it was true love.
and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a
problem, you'd better say so now!'
other, here goes ... You need to know that I'm a hooker' 'I see', John replied.
down at the table, deep in thought.
keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.
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